An Interesting Evening

Ever had one of those crazy pervs on the messangers? Well I did. But for the heck of it, I've masked out my own screen name. God knows who else is reading my shit...
Anyways, whoever you are, enjoy. This guy is a barrel of monkeys I swear.


crazycalabrian01 (2:03:20): hi u sexy
mel (2:04:22 AM): fuck off
crazycalabrian01 (2:05:08 AM): ever suck a man cock
mel (2:05:37 AM): know the meaning of fuck off? or do i need to make it more simplistic for your primate mind to comprehend
crazycalabrian01 (2:06:10 AM): sorry if i upset u can u chat
mel (2:06:22 AM): yea i can. just not with you
crazycalabrian01 (2:06:34 AM): why
mel (2:07:17 AM): i doubt you even understand the meaning of the word upset let alone know how to engage in any form of intellectual conversation. so i highly suggest you get lost. or is that too hard for your simplistic mind to understand
crazycalabrian01 (2:07:46 AM): bye
mel 2:08:19 AM): oh you're leaving? wow, you DO understand. now piss off
crazycalabrian01 (2:09:09 AM): plz just tell me one think have u ever been fuck up the ass
mel (2:09:21 AM): im sure you have
mel (2:09:24 AM): explains ur brain mass
crazycalabrian01 (2:09:25 AM): and if u like it
mel (2:09:30 AM): its been fucked over hasnt it
mel (2:09:58 AM): that's probably why you're soo fucking intelligent. now, SHUT the hell up
crazycalabrian01 (2:10:07 AM): plz dont get upset
mel (2:10:24 AM): let me put this in terms you might understand.
mel (2:10:33 AM): plz dont use words you dont know
mel (2:10:37 AM): GOT IT?
crazycalabrian01 (2:10:51 AM): yes
mel (2:10:57 AM): now scram
crazycalabrian01 (2:11:13 AM): plz chat a little
crazycalabrian01 (2:11:35 AM): iam 13 /m aust i like girls
crazycalabrian01 (2:11:57 AM): never had a fuck yet
mel (2:12:13 AM): which parts of fuck off, piss off, shut the hell up and scram do you not understand? i DO NOT want to talk to you. I also don't want to talk to prissy little minors who haven't even hit puberty. so if u've never fucked anyone, that's your problem not mine
mel (2:12:28 AM): now piss off
crazycalabrian01 (2:13:03 AM): iam going 2 try it next week tueday with a 20 year old
crazycalabrian01 (2:13:27 AM): thats why i ask u if u fuck
mel (2:13:41 AM): the poor 20 year old is probably too dumb coz no one that age in their right mind would fuck someone as young as you.
crazycalabrian01 (2:13:42 AM): dont get upset plz
mel (2:14:00 AM): all i ask is u shut the hell up and piss off.
crazycalabrian01 (2:14:13 AM): for $20 she will
crazycalabrian01 (2:14:22 AM): ok bye
crazycalabrian01 (2:14:31 AM): sorry if i upset u
mel (2:14:45 AM): whores? you really are dumb. now get lost.
crazycalabrian01 (2:14:54 AM): bye

The only pitiful thing is, he's just a kid. That or a poor sex crazed pervert. Hah, losers! This so made my day... Now on to sleep coz I've got a Spanish test tomorrow and I've got to hand stuff to heatwave! :D