10 Things I Hate About You
(as in the movie...)

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
Ihate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much is makes me sick -
It even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact taht you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you -
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all

Beautiful isn't it? So easy to relate to. Damnit, shoot me please...