clubbing and stuff

It is impossible for me to club and have the time of my life because
1. it is ridiculously CROWDED
2. i keep getting weird people wanting to buy me drinks/cigarettes or they want to dance with me and I can't possibly be dancing with Anauld, Arthur, Sunil and Fabian all around me right?
3. Long Islands are only 14!!! And Sex on the Beach is 11!! Therefore I'd rather drink than dance ahahaha
4. Yes, I'm still sore for not being able to dacne with Nelly like Lindila and Netsai.... :(